The Kingdom of Womble 11069 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.681 billion Womble 11069ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Womble 11069ian economy, worth 164 trillion marks a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 35,219 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,994 per year while the poor average 2,207, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 11069's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 11069 is ranked 238,677^th in the world and 12,265^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.